Reason I Like DC #34

I love living in the city, most of the time. Getting gas this morning, I went inside to pay and was on my way back out to Martha the Jeep when this Ford Escape loaded with tourist retirees from Texas pulls up out of nowhere and starts honking their horn. I slowly turned and gave them the full "DC Attitude" look. They actually looked somewhat afraid. Then, I'm pumping my gas and the other two guys at the pump, both DC residents, said, "Fucking tourists" and "Next time, you need to walk in past their car a little slower." Awesome. Those tourists, however, now have a story to tell their children. "Remember how mean and rude those people in DC were?" We ain't mean, we just got different rules.