Shotgun Ink

CBS Scraps 'Love Monkey'

CBS Scraps 'Love Monkey'

Well fuck you too, CBS.

Get away from me, crazy white man!

Breaking News:
AP - Al Sharpton rejected a good night kiss from his date after a horrible night on the town. This picture was taken just moments before Mr. Sharpton delivered a firm "Good night and good luck" handshake:



But seriously, the look on Al's face is priceless. "Get this man away from me before somebody takes a picture!"

My Hometown

One more post for the road. I found this letter in the Danville Register & Bee's "Letters to the Editor" section that I like to call civic pride, Danville-style:

Why is it that some citizens cannot afford the recent hike in electric rates and need assistance just to get by, but our city continues to keep Christmas lights lit in downtown? It seems to me that what the city is paying for those lights could go to someone who needs the help. As of Jan. 26, the lights were still up. Great job, Danville.

Hilarious.

Wednesday Night

This dude seems a little crazy, but his music's pretty good and very original. I'll be over at the Grog with Mayor Herb around 10:30 if anybody wants to come out and have a drink tomorrow night.

Quiz Day

4 jobs in your life (best to worst)
Lifeguard
Librarian
Research Analyst
Intern

4 movies you could watch over and over
The Goonies
Almost Famous
Wonderboys
The Life Aquatic

4 TV shows you love to watch
Lost
Entourage
The Office
Northern Exposure


4 places you have lived
Danville, VA
Charlottesville, VA
The Ghetto, MD
Glover Park, Washington, DC

4 place you have been on vacation
Australia
New York, NY
Edinburgh, Scotland
Dewey Beach, DE

4 websites you visit daily
House.gov
gmail.com
myspace.com
heresahint.org

4 of your favorite foods
General Tso's Chicken
Anything Ethiopian
Gravy
Chicken Marsala

4 places you'd rather be right now
On Mars in my habitable Mars pod eating a Mars bar.
Going against the grain.
Sydney, Australia (b/c it's summer there and the surf's good right now.)
Making a difference in just one person's life for the price of my morning coffee.

4 bloggers you are tagging--not tag-backs!
(in order of likeliness to respond, most to least...)
The Road Revisited
AustingHill
Beowulf
Tuesday in August (never gonna happen.)