What's a little pirate talk among roommates?

11:32PM: Today was pretty rotten.
11:33PM: Yeah, it'll be nice when it's over.
11:38PM: Aye, on that note, I be taking to me berth, ye scurvy dog.
11:39PM: Ha-ur nuts.
11:46PM: Har, just a bit o' the bore spots me liver.
11:48PM: HBO cancelled Carnivale.
11:50PM: Yar, I knew that 2 moons ago, matey.
11:53PM: Ye'll get no more talk from this old cap'n this night, ye motherless mongrel.
11:51PM: Do u have a steering wheel on ur shorts?
11:55PM: Aye, and a pocketful of swag to steer her by.
11:56PM: Go to sleep you old salty dog.